Stage Set number One

So
I come on stage and I grab the mic and I give the audience a big smile
and a little wave
and I have a look of like I am about to start the greatest act ever
then I clear my throat
and then I do a little facial tic
then I clear my throat again
then I take a deep breath
and cough
and clear the throat once again.
Then I say thank you for coming
and I promptly leave the stage
like a total spazz.